^16-10-09^ of diary~ -happy- 现在的我再也不是单纯小妹了！

上个星期四，我的一位好久好久都没联系的作文老师——林雪美老师突然拨电给妈咪，说她要来我的家做客、聊天。我听了，开心得简直就想一飞冲天，因为谁不希望见到自己多年不见和一生中十分爱戴的老师呢？
大约2点多，妈咪看到林老师的车子已停放在家门口了。妈咪和弟弟便迫不及待地跑出去很热情地迎接她的到来。正坐在楼上温习功课的我一听到妈咪“大喊大叫”说林老师到访时，开心得跳了起来，一个箭步冲到楼下去。
当林老师走进来时，我发现她身上什么都跟以往一样，如：健康、坚强、精神好得不得了、亲切、体贴……（女人的眼睛一看就能看出很多性格出来的哦~）我认识林老师的第一天，就已经对她“一见钟情”，开始佩服她佩服得五体投地，因为教书认真，拥有一门丰富的学问，让我的写作达到“佳” 的水准。
镜头移向重点来了——
就在这时，老师那双乌溜溜的眼睛终于投向我了。她朝我身上大量了一下，嘴角露出了阳光般的笑容，对我说：“丽谦，你变得好成熟哦！哇，你也长高了耶！差不多也要跟你妈妈平高了！可是，脸还是没变……”一看到我的林老师，嘴巴就像火鸡一样说得滔滔不绝。不过有一句话令我最在意的就是——丽谦，你变得好成熟哦！我听了她那一句话，心就振了一下……
你们知道我为何那么在意这一句简单的话语吗？因为在学校，我时常被朋友“酸”个不停：“丽谦，你好单纯哦！”“丽谦，天真到……”“丽谦，学成熟一点嘛！”……当时的我就像被冰冷的月亮打了一下，一丁点儿的失落；而现在的我就像被暖暖的太阳吻了一下，一丁点儿的喜悦。
自从林老师说了那一句话后，我每一天都不停地问问自己的心：我是不是真的变成熟了？还是这是老师的看法呢？在这一年来，我走过许多坎坎坷坷的路，也走过与大朋友在一起的路。我是真的抱着很大的希望对自己说：“我不会再像小学那样单纯、天真！我也该放下心里的那块小石子，再搬起一块大石头，重新在中学生涯改变自己，成为一位成熟的女人！”

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Germany

Wandering around a fairground, a man enters a fortune-teller's tent for a laugh.

"I see you're the father of two,"says the seer, gazing into her crystal ball.

"Ha! That's what you think,"says the man scornfully.

"I'm the father of three."

"Ha!"says the fortune-teller.

"That's what you think."

India

A business executive visits his dear Chinese friend in the hospital.

"Li kai yang qi guan,"says the sick man feebly.

The executive desperately wants to help him, but he doesn't speak Mandarin.

"Li kai yang qi guan!"says the patient, as he draws his last breath.

Later that year, the executive is in Shanghai on business when he finally learns the meaning of the phrase Li kai yang qi guan: Get off my oxygen tube.

Mexico

Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild.

Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.

"Will the winter be bad?"he asks.

"Looks like it,"is the answer.

So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood.

A week later, he calls again.

"Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"

"Absolutely."

The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood, then calls the Weather Service again:"Are you sure?"

"I'm telling you, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."

"How do you know?"

"Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"

The Netherlands
A starlet is seated next to a lawyer on a long flight.
She craves her sleep, but he keeps waking her up.
"Let's play a trivia game,"he suggests.
"If I answer wrong, I'll pay you $50.
If you answer wrong, you owe me $5."
The starlet agrees, and the lawyer goes first.
"What's the distance between the earth and the moon?"
The starlet hands the lawyer $5.
Now it's her turn.
"What goes up a mountain on three legs and comes down on four?"
The lawyer is dumbstruck.
He scans the internet, flips through his pocket encyclopedia, and texts every scientist he can find.
No dice.
Hours later, he wakes up the starlet, hands her $50, and asks,"So what's the answer?"
Without a word, she hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.

Philippines

Joe, Mike, Mary and Tom were talking about their dream jobs.

"I want to be a lawyer,"Joe began,"so that I can defend my countrymen."

"I want to be a congressman,"said Mike,"so I can draft laws to benefit my countrymen."

"I want to be a doctor,"said Mary,"so that I can cure my countrymen."

"How about you, Tom? What would you like to be?"asked Joe.

Tom thought a moment and replied,"I'd like to be a countryman."

Poland

Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones.

As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers,"I must tell you my greatest secret."

His family urges him to go on.

"Before I got married, I had it all,"Stanislaw explains.

"Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me,'Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you're on your deathbed.' So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are. And you know what?"

"What?"

"I''m not even thirsty!"

Switzerland

Wife: Honey, did you notice? I bought a new toilet brush.

Husband: Yes, I did. But I still prefer the paper.

Taiwan

Papa Turtle is telling his son a bedtime story.

"Once upon a time, there was a white bunny."

"Aw, c'mon, Dad,"says the boy.

"That's kid stuff. What about some science fiction?"

"All right. Once upon a time, there was a bunny in outer space..."

"Dad! Make it more grown-up."

"OK, OK. Promise you won't tell Mum."

"I swear."

"Once upon a time, there was a naked bunny..."

United Kingdom

"About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather's back with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly."

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金童玉女——吴优子、吴惠飞

这几年来，我都很庆幸自己拥有的一切，尤其是陪伴我挡风挡雨的爸爸和妈咪……

他们让无知的我从无底洞爬出来，寻找另一片天空，吸收更多新阳光。他们也让我在不同的环境下吸取了不同的领域、不同的新事物。如果不是他们在背后支持我、鼓励我参加各种各样的活动，我想现在的我肯定没有机会认识到金童玉女——吴优子、吴惠飞了！

左边的大姐姐就是玉女——吴优子了！
她这忙得不可开交的小艺人还有时间给她忙里偷闲呢！
哈哈~

这就是金童——吴惠飞了！
看他这帅气十足的一副样貌，
以前的他是很可爱、天真的；
而现在呢，还懂得装酷了呢！

你们知道他们是谁吗？他们是我一生中最难得的朋友！他们这一对多才多艺的姐弟俩是我在2006年的儿童剧欣赏会有缘分地握手认识的，我们还能站在同一个舞台上一起手牵着手呈现戏剧呢！吴优子这才华横溢的大姐姐，是在我6岁时从妈咪口中得知的。就在我6岁那年，我们一家人很幸运地认识了优子和惠飞的妈妈，而现今妈咪竟然不知不觉地成为了他们妈妈的知己了呢！当年，璀玫Aunty（优子惠飞的妈咪）送了我们一片她为心肝宝贝优子做的5、6岁时的“专辑”。就在妈咪接了那片CD后，便迫不及待地拉着我一起坐下来用心地观赏优子杰出的演出和比赛。当时，我们还真的看得目不转睛，甚至还被优子的搞笑片段笑得屁滚尿流呢！哈哈~

当我认识了优子和惠飞的那一刻，脸上的笑容是特别灿烂和骄傲的，因为我竟能和两位正在澳洲忙着出专辑的金童玉女成为了朋友，这实在是千载难逢的大好机会啊！我知道现在坐在电脑面前的你脑袋瓜儿是不是浮现了许多问号呢？你是不是在问自己：他们是谁啊？为什么结交到他们会感到那么光荣啊？哈哈，好吧！就让我来告诉你们吴优子和吴惠飞的威力有多强、多壮！

我这两位平凡的朋友开始变成不平凡的朋友，慢慢地接近艺人圈了！不知何时，他们的“灵魂也随着天分开始出翘了”！就在2006年，金童玉女——优子和惠飞辛辛苦苦地出了第一张全马唯一的《哈利波特魔术棒》专辑了！


《哈利波特魔术棒》
不妨用心地聆听他们的歌声，保证让你的快乐永不熄灭、细水长流——哈利波特魔术棒试听下载,优子惠飞- 歌曲哈利波特魔术棒- 一听音乐网

当时的我和妈咪听到了这喜讯后，便毫不犹豫地“飞”到了百货公司去购买他们的新专辑。而现在的优子和惠飞处身在澳洲的Rossmoyne，拼命地制作下一片更精彩的专辑，你们等着吧！哪~这就是他们的威力！厉害吧？！哈哈！看看他们，再看看自己，觉得有点无理由的自卑……

因此，我们应该好好地向他们学习哦！如今的我也已经做到他们的一半了，也懂得变得更积极乐观，向多方面发展，展现自己的天分和魅力！谢谢你们，优子惠飞！希望你们能赶快返回大马，抽出时间来与我们聊聊天、谈谈话，这样我们一家人就已经很满足了。^^

^4-10-09^ of diary~ -happy- “读书日”正向我冲来了！

苦读书，读书苦，读苦书……@#$%^&*……

2009年年终考试卷土重来了，我们这一批中一学生还是逃不过最痛苦的日子……不过，身为坚忍不拔的丽谦，我是不会就这样轻易放手的！就在年终考试的前几个星期，我一定会力争上游，成为“暂时的乖乖女”，考出优越的成绩证明给全球的人看！让全世界的人知道，我是一定做得到的！一定！一定！真的！真的！

恢复正常状态~~我知道光靠甜嘴来说这千言万语是毫无效果的，因此自动自发、自爱的我“精心”地做了一个“温习功课时间表”——〉

哈哈~很抱歉，这张照片太蒙了。
哎哟~没关系啦！我只是想给你们
知道我又多‘勤劳’嘛！哈哈~paiseh~

我写了这时间表以后，我希望能够按照时间表里的科目来温习，也希望自己能够很专注地读书，考取一鸣惊人的“果实”。我在心里定下了一个小日子——读书日（5/10-19/10）。对我来说，明天即将是读书日，也就是把布紧紧地绑在头上，向书的世界里出发咯！就在这既漫长而短促的时间内，我相信我一定能够把心集中在课业上，不沉迷于引人注目的玩意儿……

十月二十日就是我校光华国中的中一大考了！Daddy mummy, 放心！戴着一副四方眼镜的我一定会很仔细地把每一个习题做到最好的。最重要的是：顺其自然~RELAX~

全球中一学生，我们一起加油吧！活出真实的人生，活出更理想的成绩！